Cannabis Products For Sale

LINEAGE: Do-Si-Dos X Purple Punch

TASTE: Sweet flavor profile, with subtle grape and sugary berries

DESCRIPTION:
Slurricane is the ideal strain for relaxing after a long day and will likely leave you locked to your sofa

EFFECTS: Sleepy, Aroused, Relaxed

DESCRIPTION: Bold, ripe banana balanced with notes of orange and tangy yogurt.

A perfectly balanced mix of sweet watermelon and cool mint, offering a crisp, refreshing flavor from start to finish. This blend delivers a harmonious taste profile that feels both cooling and invigorating.

Effects:
Uplifted
Focused
Calm

LINEAGE: Northern Lights #5 x Kali Mist

TASTE: Sweet, fresh strawberries, ripe fruit, and earthy, classic Haze undertones.

EFFECTS: Said to provide an immediate, clear-headed cerebral rush and a gentle physical buzz that avoids heavy sedation

LINAGE: Runtz x Mint Chocolate Chip

FLAVOR: Creamy, Gas, Sweet

LINEAGE: Orange Push Pop x Sunset Sherbet

TASTE: Tangy, Citrus, Sweet, Gassy

AROMA: Tangy, Citrus, Sweet, Gassy

DESCRIPTION:
Introducing Emergen-C, Stoner Village’s zesty new hybrid
from Seed Junky, bred from Orange Push Pop x Sunset
Sherbet. Bursting with bright citrus and tangy-sweet flavor,
this strain hits like a splash of sunny orange, like Sunny-D
meets gas. Its vibrant green nugs with soft pink highlights
mirror its energetic profile. Expect a clean, uplifting high
that keeps you sharp, functional, and creative throughout the
day. Emergen-C is your go-to for a citrus-fueled boost that
hits both taste and mood just right.

LINEAGE: Created by crossing WiFi 4 and Face Off OG BX1

EFFECTS: Known for heavy-hitting relaxation, body tingles, and a strong nighttime sedation

CONSISTENCY: Smooth, creamy, and whipped (similar to cake batter) which makes it easy to scoop with a dab tool.

LINEAGE: Sour Diesel x Top-Secret Mystery Strain

AROMA/FLAVOR: Creamy citrus, sharp gas/diesel, and a smooth sweet exhale with a slight herbal bite

EFFECTS: Calming yet alert body buzz, cerebral euphoria, and a focused uplift

Grapefruit Chem is a cross between Chemdog x Grapefruit

Aroma: Pungent citrus funk, sharp diesel, sweet citrus rind, and earthy spice

Flavor: Tart grapefruit combined with skunky, fuel-like undertones

LINEAGE: Chemdawg x Green Crack

TASTE: Gas fumes, skunk musk, and citrus zest

EFFECTS:
“‍Legacy’s Chem 4 doesn’t creep. It lands heavy and unapologetic. That first inhale pushes into the chest, expands in the lungs, and drops into the body with a weighted calm. Muscles loosen. Shoulders drop. The world softens around the edges.Mentally, there’s still a spark thanks to its Green Crack lineage, but it’s wrapped in that classic Chem fog. Expect euphoria without jitter, creativity without chaos, and a steady hum of relaxation that makes time feel fluid. The skunk-and-gas smoke lingers on the palate, reminding you that you’re in deep.This is couch-with-a-purpose weed. Put on a record, dive into a conversation, or let yourself zone out to a movie you’ve seen a hundred times. Chem 4 makes the ordinary feel cinematic.”

LINEAGE: Birthday Face × Face on Fire

AROMA/FLAVOR: Earthy, spicy, fruity, and herbal with a hard-hitting, flavorful smoke

LINEAGE: Acai x Black Cherry Funk

TASTE: Gelato, Gas, Sweet, Candy

AROMA: Gelato, Gas, Sweet, Candy

DESCRIPTION:
Black Cherry Gelato lands in the Stoner Village lineup with
loud flavor and even louder personality. Bred from Acai x Black
Cherry Funk, this hybrid brings that classic gelato sweetness
wrapped in funk, citrus, gas, and a creamy finish that hangs in
the air longer than it should. The taste swings from sweet
gelato to woody earth and berry citrus, giving you a layered
pull that stays interesting start to finish.