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LINEAGE: Elon Musky × Boysenberry Creme Brûlée

TASTE: Musky, floral, and gassy

EFFECTS: Uplifting, creative, and energetic head rush transitioning into a soothing, stress-relieving body high

Donny Burger is a cross between GMO x Han-Solo Burger. Bred by * Skunk House *

LINEAGE: Macaroon X Poddy Mouth

TASTE: Citrus, lavender, and pine, layered over a dense, gassy funk that lingers with every exhale.

EFFECTS: Slow-building body high that’s both soothing and immersive. Perfected for fading into the evening with a relaxing calming vibe.

LINEAGE: Ice Cream Cake x Sherb Bx1

TASTE: creamy, vanilla, and sweet berry aroma with a gassy finish

EFFECTS: Begins with a euphoric cerebral lift before transitioning into a heavy, body-calming stone.

Meet The Whacka™ — the next evolution in herb processing. Designed to combine the speed of a vertical press chopper with the precision of a premium grinder, The Whacka™ delivers a powerful, uniform chop while simultaneously capturing valuable trichomes and botanical resin through its integrated micron-mesh filtration system.

Unlike traditional “Slap Chop” style tools, The Whacka™ features a dedicated bottom trichome catcher compartment that separates fine botanical particles, and essential resin glands from dry herbs and spices during use. The result is a cleaner grind, enhanced potency, and less waste.

Crafted with a sleek multi-chamber design, stainless steel blades, and durable construction, The Whacka™ is ideal for dry herbs, medicinal botanicals, culinary spices, and aromatic blends. From basil and peppercorns to resin-rich botanicals, this dual-purpose system processes material quickly and efficiently while isolating high-purity concentrates below.

Features:
Vertical Power Press™ chopping system
Integrated micron-mesh trichome catcher
Dedicated lower collection chamber
Stainless steel blade assembly
Multi-chamber removable design
Works with dry herbs, spices, and botanicals
Fast, uniform consistency with minimal effort
Why It’s Different:
Traditional plunger-style choppers were never designed for concentrate collection — until now. The Whacka™ bridges the gap between rapid chopping performance and precision botanical separation in one elegant tool.

Chop. Separate. Elevate.