CROPS CROPS – MURDER APE
LINEAGE: Gorilla Glue #4 x Permanent Marker
TASTE: Sharp pine and gas layered over a touch of funk.
EFFECTS: Cerebral haze that settles into deep body relaxation.
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New legislation (SB 3222) has increased adult-use purchase limits effective immediately!
ILLINOIS RESIDENTS (21+)
Flower: 60g (up from 30g
Concentrates: 10g (up from 5g)
Infused Products: 1,000mg THC (up from 500mg)
OUT-OF-STATE CUSTOMERS (21+)
Flower: 30g (up from 15g)
Concentrates: 5g (up from 2.5g)
Infused Products: 500mg THC (up from 250mg)
LINEAGE: Gorilla Glue #4 x Permanent Marker
TASTE: Sharp pine and gas layered over a touch of funk.
EFFECTS: Cerebral haze that settles into deep body relaxation.
LINEAGE: Lime Skunk x Triple OG
TASTE: Sweet Citrus
EFFECTS: Clear-headed buzz that keeps you alert enough to get things done, but relaxed enough that you don’t feel jittery or anxious.
LINEAGE: Lime Skunk x Triple OG
TASTE: Sweet Citrus
EFFECTS: Clear-headed buzz that keeps you alert enough to get things done, but relaxed enough that you don’t feel jittery or anxious.
Jungle Sunset is a cross between Sunset Sherbet x Jungle Cake
LINEAGE: Blueberry Yum Yum x Purple Haze
TASTE: Sweet berry aromas, leading with grape candy and fresh cherries
EFFECTS: The effects hit like a wave of pure sunshine – launching you into a state of euphoric bliss while flooding your mind with creative energy.
Farmer’s Market is a cross between Pure Michigan x Fruit Fight. Bred by * Pathetic Genetics *
Bossy Boots is a cross between Lemon Cherry Gelato x Pina Acai
Meet The Whacka™ — the next evolution in herb processing. Designed to combine the speed of a vertical press chopper with the precision of a premium grinder, The Whacka™ delivers a powerful, uniform chop while simultaneously capturing valuable trichomes and botanical resin through its integrated micron-mesh filtration system.
Unlike traditional “Slap Chop” style tools, The Whacka™ features a dedicated bottom trichome catcher compartment that separates fine botanical particles, and essential resin glands from dry herbs and spices during use. The result is a cleaner grind, enhanced potency, and less waste.
Crafted with a sleek multi-chamber design, stainless steel blades, and durable construction, The Whacka™ is ideal for dry herbs, medicinal botanicals, culinary spices, and aromatic blends. From basil and peppercorns to resin-rich botanicals, this dual-purpose system processes material quickly and efficiently while isolating high-purity concentrates below.
Features:
Vertical Power Press™ chopping system
Integrated micron-mesh trichome catcher
Dedicated lower collection chamber
Stainless steel blade assembly
Multi-chamber removable design
Works with dry herbs, spices, and botanicals
Fast, uniform consistency with minimal effort
Why It’s Different:
Traditional plunger-style choppers were never designed for concentrate collection — until now. The Whacka™ bridges the gap between rapid chopping performance and precision botanical separation in one elegant tool.
Chop. Separate. Elevate.